Yesterday evening that handsome devil LukeDogg and that hairsome devil Zacktron shouted me a holler down to go ride some skreet on lovely NCSU campus. Todd the Toddmonster met us in the EB parking lot with his camera and rolled on too. Errbody crashed once and I even got some grass-stains on my church jeans. All I can say is that ever since that photoshop contest my head has gotten a little big... Zack's cankles look best when they're fully straightened out.
So this Saturday my homies Lukedogg, John "Tresh Brah" Doig, Tyler "Peter" Northrup, Steven "Hairfarm" Keeling and The Todd went out shredding. It was wet outside, Morissey wouldn't stop playing in my head and as usual Trey was riding so good that I cried a little and Steven broke a chain. No wooden nickels were accepted but www.tylernorthrup.com got some good little pics. Trey was half-spinning over a ratty fence and even said "man, this new Eastern frame rides like a dream. not one of my dreams, because there's no midgets or pudding but like a real good dream involving tetris and math" 
I was riding trees as usual and all I could say was "man, I could sure go for a big slice of Chaka-late cake roit now."
Always remember what TLC said and don't go chasin' waterfalls.
